What does Sean Connery call a greedy oyster?

Shellfish.

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Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.

What does Sean Connery's nemesis and the crater of a volcano have in common?

They're both ash-holes.

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What do you call a stingy crab?

Shellfish.

How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.