What is the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

A pervert wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on his face.

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Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?

One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.

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Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

What's the difference between feminism and a $100 bill?

A $100 bill makes change