What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.

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Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

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What do you call a dog in a submarine?

A subwoofer

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.