What's musical and handy in a supermarket?

A: A Chopin Liszt.

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What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour... ...And then the building exploded.

What does David Bowie get at the supermarket?

Can-cer

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How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!