What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable?

The Wheelchair

What's the hardest part of making monster soup?

Stirring it.

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What's the worst part about going down on a vegan?

They taste like chicken.

What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!

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What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

What do you call a delicacy made by stripping the skin off of a Native American and cooking it?

A Sioux Flay