What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A: A back-handed compliment.

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What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

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What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

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What is the highest form of flattery?

A plateau

What's the highest form of flattery?

Summitery.

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How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

What do you call someone who gets Praise and Merit on Reddit?

Creddit!!!!