What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?

Your calves!

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How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

What super hero league would Caitlyn Jenner be a member of?

The X men!

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What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

Why are blondes such bad cow herders?

Because they can't keep their calves together