What was Jeremy Clarkson on during Top Gear?

SPEEEED!

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What does Jeremy Clarkson have in common with Amy Winehouse?

He can't do 'top gear' anymore!

Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.

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How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.