Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable?

A Leek!

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Why is Putin Always early?

because hes Russian (rush-en)

Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

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How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek.

What is Bear Grylls' favourite vegetable?

Leek.