Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag? : I don't know, how? : Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way." : But there's no F in way. :

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

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What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom?

Chickpea