Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

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Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

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Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

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Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they are shellfish