Who's there ! Bullet ! Bullet who ?

Bullet all the hay and now he's hungry !

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.