Why are mushrooms small?

Because there isn't mush-room.

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Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

What room is missing from almost every house?

a Mushroom

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Where do Eskimos train their dogs ?

In the mush room !

Why couldn't the fun guy go in the elevator?

There wasn't mush-room.