Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.

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What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

Why doesn't orange rhyme with anything?

Because it's a Mandarin word

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Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms