Why are toilet tasks called ONE and TWO?

Because TWO rhymes with POO

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Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

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Whats Brown and... Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

p p

What rhymes with freedom?

Oil