Why did Scottish baby sneeze?

It got week old.

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.