Why did Vader deceive everyone about his love affair with the Emperor?

Because he was in Sidious.

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What do Catholic Star Wars fans say?

In the name of the Vader, the Luke, and the Obi-Wan Kenobi

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

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What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

What does the emperor have when he goes for a sunday drive?

he has Divine Right of way