Why do actors like snooker halls?

Because that's where they get their best cues.

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried