Why Does Captain Kirk Have 3 Ears?

He's got his left ear, his right ear...and the final front ear.

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How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.

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Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?

To boldly go where no man has been before !

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

a LepreKHAAAAAAN!