Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches?

Because of the "Pit"

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What happened to the two gladiator olives?

They were pitted against each other

Why don't people from Yorkshire use deodorant?

Because they have no pits.

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What's Mario's favorite fruit?

Peach.

What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.

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Why do Angelina Jolie's shirts have such big pockets?

For her lipstick!

What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

a Brexit