Why is one side of the V always longer than the other when geese are flying south for the winter ?

It's because there are more geese on that side.

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When is a body builder's shortest workout?

During the winter Swole-stace

Why do bees stay in their hive during Winter?

Swarm.

V Jokes More V Jokes

Why should you never high-five a Roman?

They might give you Hi-V back!

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

Geese Jokes More Geese Jokes

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!