Why isn't Sean Connery an unmarried roofer?

He's not a fan of the shingle life.

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What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?

They turn off their Xbox.

Why did the film critic protest the new children's cemetery?

He's not a fan of juvenile plots.

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What does Sean Connery do with his quiche?

He opensh hish doorsh with them.

What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish