Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

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Why did the coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarterback.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by a group of black guys?

Coach.

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Why was Jon Snow so successful at basketball?

he knew where to put it..

How Do You Make A Blind Man Angry?

Give him a basketball and ask him what it says.

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How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

pumpkin

What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "

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Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.

What do you get when you watch 'Cinderella' backwards?

A woman in her place...