Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

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Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

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What does Tupak Shakur have in common with Lethal Weapon 4?

Both were shot in Vegas

Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

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Why was the lesbian nervous about her first trip to China?

All the dongs.

Why is six afraid lf seven?

Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa.