Asian Guy Jokes

  • What do you call a hairpiece on an Asian guy?

    an Oriental Rug.

  • What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

    They break their nose!

  • What do you call an Asian guy that always shows up before he needs to?

    Earl Lee

  • What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

    Me love you wrong time.

  • What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS?

    RICE-IS