Bad Guy Jokes

  • Why does the Illuminati have to be the bad guy all the time?

    Why can't they just be the Illuminice?

  • What type of bonds deals with the bad guys?


  • Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

    Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

  • Who'll he fight?

    The same bad guys! Billion dollar film franchise.