Bald Guy Jokes

  • Why do bald guys have holes in their pockets?

    So they can run their fingers through their hair.

  • What is logic?

    A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

  • Why do bald guys cut holes in their pockets?

    So they can run their fingers through their hair.

  • Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

    Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.