What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?
You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ?
A headbanger !
What do you call a vulture with no beak?
A head banger.
When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?
Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak
What's a young birds favourite game?
BEAK A BOO!
What is it?
It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow