Beak Jokes

  • What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

    You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

  • What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ?

    A headbanger !

  • What do you call a vulture with no beak?

    A head banger.

  • When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

    Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

  • What's a young birds favourite game?

    BEAK A BOO!

  • What is it?

    It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow