Big Wedding Jokes

  • Why did the melons have a big wedding?

    Well, they cantaloupe

  • Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

    Because they just cantaloupe.

  • What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

    Cantelope

  • Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

    Because they cantaloupe!

  • Why do melons always have big weddings?

    Because they can't elope.

  • What kind of melons always have big weddings?

    Cantaloupe.

  • Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

    She wanted a big wedding.

  • Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

    Because it cantaloupe.