Black Cat Jokes

  • Why do black cats never shave ?

    Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

  • What did the black cat say to the fish ?

    I've got a bone to pick with you !

  • When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?

    When your a mouse !

  • When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

    A: When you are a mouse!

  • What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ?

    A good jumpurr !

  • Why are black cats such good singers?

    They're very mewsical.