Black Cat Jokes
Why do black cats never shave ?
Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !
What did the black cat say to the fish ?
I've got a bone to pick with you !
When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?
When your a mouse !
When is a bad time to cross a black cat?
A: When you are a mouse!
What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ?
A good jumpurr !
Why are black cats such good singers?
They're very mewsical.