Why did the robot get detention?
Because he was accused of Boolean.
Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests?
It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.
How do you make soup from a computer?
It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
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