Bunny Jokes

  • What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

    Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

  • What do plums and bunnies have in common?

    They're both purple, except bunnies...bunnies aren't purple :/

  • How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

    With lots of hops!

  • What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

    Join the Hare Force.

  • What did one bunny say to the other bunny?

    There's a sale on at the carrot store!

  • What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

    You grabbit.

  • What did the bunny say to the frog?

    My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=CYkDxsaHlkg)

  • What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song?

    Don't you want some bunny to love"

  • What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?

    A harenet.

  • What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

    A pip squeak.

  • Why didn't the bunny hop?

    No bunny knows... :(

  • Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?

    Because they have cotton balls.

  • Who's there ! Bunny ! Bunny who ?

    Bunny thing is I've forgotten now !kn

  • What do you call a bunny in a kilt?

    A hopscotch

  • What did the bunny ask his boss for?

    A raise in *celery*.

  • Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

    He wasn't koalafied!

  • Why did the bunny find some extra green in his paycheck?

    Because he put in a little extra clovertime.

  • Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

    Bunnies squirm too much.

  • Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

    Cause beer is made with hops.

  • Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?

    It has 4 rabbits' feet.

  • What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

    Something punny.

  • What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

    A bunny with money.

  • What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

    A bunion.

  • What do bunnies do when they get married?

    Go on a bunnymoon

  • Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?

    Bunny and Clyde.