Chewie Jokes

  • What did the Bantha say when he ate the Wookie?

    Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)

  • What was wrong with Han Solo's "Hanburgers"?

    They were really Chewie!

  • Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

    Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

  • What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

    A Chewie

  • What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

    They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

  • What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

    He Ran Solo...