Church Bell Jokes

  • What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

    One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

  • What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

    A church bell peals from the steeple.

  • What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

    A church bell peals from the steeple.

  • What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

    A church bell peals from the steeple.

  • Why do church bells never send e-mails?

    They'd rather give each other a ring.

  • What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

    A church bell peals from the steeple.