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Hermit Crab Jokes
What's the worse quality of a hermit crab?
They're too shell-fish!
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What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours ?
A hermit crab !
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What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take?
Shellfies
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How did the hermit crab show off his new apartment?
He took a shelfie.
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