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Lime Jokes
What is a tick's favorite fruit?
Lime.
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What's worse than lime?
Sublime.
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Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?
Because the lime was engaged.
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What kind of limes open doors?
A: Key limes.
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What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale?
A top-of-the-lime model.
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