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Metro Gnome Jokes
What do you call a city-dwelling dwarf that keeps perfect time?
A metro-gnome
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Which kind of sharply dressed, tiny dwarves make the best drummers?
metro gnomes
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What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?
A metro-gnome
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What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?
A metro-gnome
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