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Mussel Jokes
What happened to the over amorous clam?
It pulled a mussel.
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Why is the sea so strong?
It has a lot of mussels.
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How do mussels reproduce?
They shuck each other.
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What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool?
Show me your mussels.
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