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Smaug Jokes
Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?
It failed the Smaug test.
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What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?
The Defenestration of Smaug.
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How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick?
Dragon drop
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