How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas A: He could feel his presence!

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Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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What does Eckhart Tolle get for Christmas?

Presence

What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.