How did he get off?

It wouldn't stand up in court

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What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

What does the "LL" in LL Cool J stand for?

Lickin Lips

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What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!