How did Mary fall off the swing?

She had no arms

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) ...not Sarah.

Why did Sally fall of the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally :)

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What is Mary and Joesph's Favorite Snack?

Jeez-its

Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.