Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

Why did Kevin's Ice cream fall down?

Because he was hit by a truck

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

How is a Bill Cosby better than Ronda Rousey?

He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ?

Q: Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? A: Because she has no arms. Q:Who's there ? A:Not Sarah.

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Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !

What is the network admin favourite lullaby?

Mary had a little LAN