What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

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What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

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How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

What is the anthem for Scottish Engineers?

A: "All the Single Laddies" Edit: Read it carefully

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What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

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What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

What's the best way to find out if you have ticklish balls?

Test Tickles

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What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

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What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

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What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.