What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

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What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

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How do you find out that a cricket hears with its legs?

First, you put the cricket on a box, tap the box, and you see that the cricket jumps away. Now, you cut his legs off, put him on a box, tap the box, and you'll see that the cricket does not jump away.

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

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What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

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What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit?

Mango!

What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!