What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

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What is honeymoon?

ANSWER: That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"

What's black?

Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.

What do you call a woman who does not have all her toes on one foot?

Normal

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Who did this?

1) When I was your age...

When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.

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What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.