How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

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What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.

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How many wiseguys does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who's asking

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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How many girlfriends does it take to change a light bulb?

It has to change for itself.

How many PETA memebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. PETA can't change anything.

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What do you call a guy who can't poop?

A constipatient

How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

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What do you call a Mormon who switches religion?

A mormoff!

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

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Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.