How did the author get from one plot point to the other?

A Segway. --any tweaks to make it better

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What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

Who's there ! An author ! An author who ?

An author joke like this and I'm off !

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How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

How did the author get from one plot point to the other?

A Segway. --any tweaks to make it better