How did the mathematician deal with his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

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What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

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How do you sort out Ant and Dec?

Squash one and deal with the other later.

What's Franklin D Roosavelt's favorite game show?

Deal or New Deal