What are your symptoms?

I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!"

Previous Random Joke Next

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos?

An Aristotalitarian Regime.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What the sound of a rainbow laughing?

Hue hue hue hue

When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?

then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do you call an elf that sings?

A wrapper.

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

Symptom Jokes More Symptom Jokes

What are the symptoms of amnesia?

I can't remember

What are your symptoms?

I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!"